@juddlegum I can't believe these words are about to come out of my mouth, but Trump has the more believable excuse. It's unlikely that he was in charge of the guest list and we know he couldn't be arsed to read it or anything else. Marge, on the other hand, has zero excuse. He invited her, he wasn't just some face in the crowd.

They are, of course, both lying sacks of shit. Remember, kids: #NotDumbBad