"They were probably NOT coming from a dental appointment early Christmas Eve morning." - NORA MCINERNY, The Christmas Curse (Happyish Holidays 2023), Terrible, Thanks for Asking #ttfa#ChristmasEve#NoraMcinerny
"And so, last winter, I decided enough was enough, and I packed up a bunch of my nicest clothes." - NORA MCINERNY, Saved As Draft, Terrible, Thanks for Asking #ttfa#WinterSolstice#NoraMcinerny
"How did he not see a stocking in the microwave?" - NORA MCINERNY, The Christmas Curse (Happyish Holidays 2023), Terrible, Thanks for Asking #ttfa#NationalMicrowaveOvenDay#NoraMcinerny
"There's a saying on the internet: 'If Britney Spears can make it through 2007, you can make it through today.'" - NORA MCINERNY, Rebecca Black Is Back, Terrible, Thanks for Asking #ttfa#HappyBirthdayBritneySpears#NoraMcinerny
"It would be like Tom Brady not being allowed to play football because of a contract dispute." - NORA MCINERNY, How To Lose Your Name, Terrible, Thanks for Asking #ttfa#NationalFootballDay#NoraMcinerny
"I am of the generation where my first Facebook account was attached to my college email." - NORA MCINERNY, Meet The Sharents, Terrible, Thanks for Asking #ttfa#NationalEmailDay#NoraMcinerny