The GOP Awards Trump the #NobelPedoPrize

Trump is desperate to win a Nobel Peace Prize
Terms:
All he has to do is declare he won his war against America
Conditions:
1-Remove all National Guard & ICE Thugs in Democratic cities
2-Release all kidnapped & illegally held people by DHS
3-#AbolishICE
Until then all he gets is the #NobelPedoPrize