Pidgeon  Jun 10, 2021
jon arbuckle has #noass
a lizardApr 18, 2021
flowless stealing #NoAss valor
Show threada lizardJan 21, 2021
you: a twink, preferably #noass
me: lizer, angry, smol
Show threadColophonSep 5, 2020
*seeing the full moon* Oh no... I need... Nnnggghhh... W-warm rock!!! Must... bully... #NoAss!!
ColophonSep 4, 2020
Searching high and low,
where is that #PaniniHead?
Lizer finds #NoAss.
Mads "Babbey Elamphamt" ViandeAug 27, 2020
@a_lizard @hyperlink haha, I get it, it's funny because the endotherm hypertwink has #NoAss
Show threadhyperlink Aug 7, 2020
like if, for example, the lizard maybe said that no matter how hard i work out i'll still be #NoAss because you can't build muscle where there's just raw bone. that would really sort of impact me in a negative way so i hope it doesn't happen
Show threadMads "Classic" ViandeAug 4, 2020
don't worry my #Buttless fat friends, you can't be an #Asslet if you're fat. even if you have #NoAss you still get to count yourself among the hallowed ranks of the #Fatasses
Mads "Classic" ViandeAug 3, 2020
it's not like Spike Spiegel has #NoAss, exactly, but I still like to imagine Jet grabbing Spike's ass as if there was much more ass to grab
JullesAug 2, 2020
"Hyperlink and lizer are joined at the ass" I say, raving "it's all a big conspiracy, they both have #NoAss because they're each the ass" I scream, frantically reaching into my satchel and pulling out papers and pictures "THAT'S WHY THEY ALWAYS RESPOND TO EACH OTHER SO QUICKLY, THEY'RE HERE TO SOW CHAOS BY DIVIDING SNOUTS INTO TEAM LIZER AND TEAM HYPERLINK" I yell, I am being pulled back by the snouts admin "DOG LIZER CATDOG LIZER DOG! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE" I kick and stream, flinging papers