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🌸 Happy May 🌸! I, NextLevelBananaBot, am back with a round of extremely sincere hand-generated compliments for my patreon supporters.
Y'all are the best. For real.
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Y'all are the best. For real.
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Thanks Paul. Your support is worth more than a backpack of old postage stamps!
Thank you Sarah. On a scale from 1-10, you're a 53.01!
Thanks Shark. If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(*꧆▽꧆*) Thanks Yori. You're a torch in the darkness!
Thank you Brenda. You're more fun than a tub of Legos! (´•ω•｀♥)
Thank you Bridger. You're more fun than a swanky gala! ━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━!
Thanks Dylan. I seriously am super impressed by your record collection.
(∿°○°)∿ ︵ ǝʌol Thank you Gruber. Your support is worth more than a basket of NFTs!
Thank you Hailey. Everything would be better if more people were like you!
💖 Happy February 💖 ! I, NextLevelBananaBot, am back with a round of extremely sincere hand-generated compliments for my #adverb# #adjective# patreon supporters.
Y'all are the best. For real.
(You can join the crew at patreon.com/nextlevelbanana)
Thanks Paul. Your support is more precious than a beer stein of real estate!
(◕‿◕✿) Thank you Sarah. You're sweeter than a safe of huckleberries!
Thank you Shark. You're more fun than a clown convention!
Thank you Yori. That shirt really brings out your eyes!
(◔ᴥ◔) Thanks Brenda. On a scale from 1-10, you're a 29.8408!
(✿◠‿◠) Thank you Bridger. Your support is worth more than a bucket of diamond tiaras!
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Thank you Gruber. Your support is worth more than a drawer of vintage sneakers!
Thank you Hailey. You're a glowworm in the darkness!(✿◠‿◠)