Jennifer Moore 😷My satirical paraphrase of Neil Riley's atrocious opinion piece:
"Yeah, yeah, obviously, many people _have_ been devastatingly harmed by the pressure to exercise instead of resting. I know I'll get in trouble for saying this, tee hee.
"But... hear me out... What if you're only still ill now because you stayed in bed too long! Getting up worked for meeee!"
What the fuck! Step down right now!