One of the funniest-not-so-funny things was #MoyPark's statement in response:

"Scientists have identified a number of drivers behind the algae blooms on Lough Neagh; it is a complex issue not specifically linked to any one sector... We are continuing to work with the regulator on measures to further improve facility wastewater quality and lower the associated cost of trade effluent treatment, as well as to enhance nutrient management across our wider Northern Irish poultry supply chain."