#JustInCase you're #NotQuiteSure, #CantQuiteRemember (or #JustDontKnow) what a #DestinationWedding is; #IT's an #ExerciseInFutility designed to cause #MaximumDisruption at #MaximumExpense for #AllParticipants (both #Willing and #Unwitting) for #NoClearlyApparentReason...

With #PerformativeOutrage and #TerribleDancing... And #Cake...

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And, #DontForget... #DogsCanLookUp...

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