"I did not steal the OREOS®!" - MARJORIE INGALL, Will The Real Mr. Oreo Please Stand Up?, Brought to you by... #broughttoyouby #NationalOreoDay #MarjorieIngall

"Oreos, at the time, were made with lard!" - MARJORIE INGALL, Will The Real Mr. Oreo Please Stand Up?, Brought to you by... #broughttoyouby #NationalLardDay #MarjorieIngall

"I paid for the Oreos!" - MARJORIE INGALL, Will The Real Mr. Oreo Please Stand Up?, Brought to you by... #broughttoyouby #NationalOreoDay #MarjorieIngall

"I'd lost my temper in the moment, I'd done things impulsively, but buying and eating the Oreo was not an impulsive act." - MARJORIE INGALL, Will The Real Mr. Oreo Please Stand Up?, Brought to you by... #broughttoyouby #NationalOreoDay #MarjorieIngall