Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE@StefanThinks Yeah, I suggested this many years ago. I would not be astonished if it were in the OMRLP's #Manicfesto.
Aphrodite (recharging)This is also a political platform position of the UK’s Official Monster Raving Loony Party #Manicfesto.
MoNSter RaviNg LoOnY PartYOnce in Government, all our decisions for the UK will be settled by a Twitter poll conducted by Elon Musk
#Manicfesto
#Manicfesto
so everyone knows it’s official
I’m a member of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party
and as one of the few members living in anyplace properly British since unlike the English my current home is in BRITISH Columbia, I suggest adding to the #Manicfesto getting rid of any members not similarly living in a place as BRITISH as this
We propose to reduce the alphabet to 23 letters as successive governments have been ignoring N, H & S for years.
Once in Government, we will return the Public Purse to it's rightful owners, The Public, as many of the 650 people entrusted with it's safekeeping have been dipping into it for personal gain as well as the unauthorised gain of their mates.
We will stop the practice of council workers piling up tarmac on the roads in the form of speed humps and instead get them to put it in the plethora of potholes.
Once in Government we will instruct the Royal Mint to issue a 99p coin to save on change.
We will not join the euro but will instead invite all Europeans countries to JOIN THE POUND !
Once in Government, we will help all asylum seekers by making sure that the asylums are better signposted.
More people are killed by donkeys than are killed in plane crashes, we will therefore fit all donkeys with black boxes. We will also make planes out of the same material that the black boxes are made of to reduce the chances of death.
#Manicfesto
#Manicfesto