@furbyonsteroids thanks Furbs. Everyone knows #OpenSource is #Malware written by the #unholiest of #orcs, except that which is written in #HolyC, thanks #TerryADavis. #Meta is just doing it's job going above and beyond to enforce the rule of #MrZ's Law. All #Lizards can now rejoice. #MagicMissile

"This morning I prepared five uses of #MagicMissile!"

"*cocks gun* I have eight castings of Non-Magic Missile right here, and two more 'staffs' in my belt. Put the wand down." (gre) #WizardVsEngineer

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I think these are water snakes. About five years ago, I saw several water snakes roiling around in a orgy beneath a solar panel while two little girls in princess dresses shook magic wands at them and yelled “Magic missile” over and over. An elderly lady smiled and called it “afternoon delight.” It was one of the most surreal moments of my adult life. #surreal #snakes #princess #AfternoonDelight #MagicMissile