finished watching Kazaam 🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑
"Shaq Raps!" Not as well known a phrase in the history of cinema as "Garbo Speaks!" but one far more horrifying to those who have seen this film!

Watched in the #MonsterMiru watch party after #Monsterdon on Mastodon.

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Kazaam

When Max fools a gang of local toughs, he finds himself in big trouble. Fleeing from the thugs, Max runs into an old warehouse and bumps into a boom box. B

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@strangefour

Space Freaks From Planet Mutoids was worse, but so much worse I was genuinely laughing out loud at how bad it was

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Space Freaks from Planet Mutoid

From a galaxy further than far, far away, comes a movie of solar proportions with a stella soundtrack. Tyler hates life - his rock band are going nowhere,

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Thanks @ryan for hosting, and the #MonsterMiru gang for giving that film the respect it deserves: none. 😆

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@diazona

It was a different time. But the kids today, with their expectations of table-height hot beverages... 🙂‍↔️

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Jeff Imada the stunt coordinator

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"May a thousand camel fleas fill your heart."

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@ohiofi

A rhyme worth a burial

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Malik whacks Nick in front of Max
the next move is Shaq's

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Temu Sharif also thinks the boom box is the most interesting thing in this film

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Shaq on stage spitting rhymes,
gotta be a sign of the end times!

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