I'm living in a house made of cardboard and sticks
If a tornado shows up I think my life is fixed
Frankly I think the chicken wire and mud
Stuck together, it's still a big dud

If the wind blows too hard, it's the end of the line
If the wind blows too hard, it's the end of the line
If the wind blows too hard, it's the end of the line,
Swirly old funnel cloud is stronger than my home
That tornado is just gonna win

There's not a storm shelter a hundred miles from here
Don't get tornadoes in Califor-ni-ay
We get stuck in traffic, and way too much sun
None of this funnel cloud fun

If the wind blows too hard, it's the end of the line
If the wind blows too hard, it's the end of the line
If the wind blows too hard, it's the end of the line,
Swirly old funnel cloud is stronger than my home
That tornado is just gonna win

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