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Daniel_BrettLizard: *Skittering around the house like a maniac*
House:*furnace turns on*
Lizard:*Lays down in front of heat vent and pretends that he is a quiet little angel*
When your rock pisses you off and you gotta show it who's boss.
When your bearded dragon is acting like a real dragon.
Me: "Hey Calcifer! High Five!"
Lizard: *gives side eye*
Me: "Don't leave me hanging man!"
Lizard: *looks away and slowly puts hand on glass*
Me: "Booyah! High Five!"
Me: "Mr. Lizard why did you shove your butt in the corner?"
Lizard:
*stares me right in the eye*
*Shoves butt deeper into corner*
Me "Fair enough, have a nice day."
Me: "Where are you going Mr. Lizard?"
Lizard: *sitter skitter skitter*
Me: "Fair enough. Good day to you."
Set lizard down on blanket. Turns into a pancake with little chicken wings.
#Lizards #LizardBaby #mastopets
#Lizards #LizardBaby #mastopets
Came home yesterday to find the baby all cozy on his heat pad looking out the front window. He likes to look at the people walking on the street and imagine being big enough to eat them.
#LizardBaby #Lizards #mastopets
#LizardBaby #Lizards #mastopets
