I haven't even had my coffee yet and had to break up a fist fight betwen a Dodge Ram owner and two Bicyclists.

Reminder: Bicycles *Are Fucking Allowed* in the lane when there is no bike lane On The West Fucking Coast (I can speak with authority to that).

Do NOT make me dust off my Critical Masshole Credentials. You don't want that.

Now my hands and shoulders hurt and I spilled my coffee.

Assholes.

#LearnTheRules #LearnToDrive #ItsHot #DontBeADick #RideSafe #drivesafe

Quick tip: if you win a championship in ANY pro sport, do not, I repeat do not hang any other banner for that years accomplishments. It’s fucking implicit you won the conference and/or league on your way to the title. GTFOH. #learntherules #nuggetssubtoot #nugpuppies