Raglan Niall 
Ranters, SF, May 10th:
In what's being called a rare moment of honesty yesterday, the leaders of all the major AI companies made a joint statement:
"While AGI is unlikely for generations we are certain that with only another trillion or so we will, in a matter of months, create the perfect ADI"
When asked what this acronym meant, representatives were evasive. However using only instructions hidden in morse code as a telegram in the style of Vera Lynn and a meme of Jensen Huang doing his best 'hey...' Fonzy impersonation our reporter tricked Clawde into revealing it to be "Automated Dis-Information"
Christo