Mastodawn

OH: "Chat? I think my whore is broken"

OH: "You really are an agent of chaos"

OH1 (talking about self): "Hey, alteast you are not actively trying to kill yourself"

OH2: "Yeah, basically!"

OH1: "Na Süße?"

OH2: "That was psychically painful. You could kill somebody with that!"

OH1: "You have some..."

OH2: "Lore"

OH1: "That too"

OH1: "Put that in the newspaper"

OH2: "I am gonna put it in my fucking dating bio"

OH1: "Damn, they are both really small. Small dick energy."

OH2: "Big Spire energy!"

OH: "I would rather shoot you myself"

"uwu?"

OH1: "But what if: Auri yes?"

OH2: *sigh* "no...goddamnit"

OH: "Fuck you, you're awesome"