Inspired by recent events....

Fire on the belly, fire down below;
It's fetch a bucket of water Dizz,
There's fire down below.

Chorus: Fire, fire, fire down below,
It's fetch a bucket of water Dizz,
There's fire down below.

Fire in the foreskin, fire in the veins;
It's fetch a bucket of water Dizz,
And put it out again.

Fire in the nutsack, fire down below,
It's fetch a bucket of water Dizz,
There's fire down below.

Fire in the taint, Oh Christ, not again;
It's fetch a bucket of water Dizz,
And put it out again.

Fire up the asscrack and fire on the shaft,
Forgot to check your razor Dizz,
Your fault for being so daft.

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