"Two men claimed to own the same piece of property, and the guy who lost the case was pretty unhappy about it." - DANA CHIVVIS, I Am Not A Pirate, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #IAmNotAPirate #DanaChivvis

"He is a terrible pirate." - ELNA BAKER, I Am Not A Pirate, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #IAmNotAPirate #InternationalTalkLikeaPirateDay #ElnaBaker

"And were other pirates not doing that?" - STEPHANIE FOO, I Am Not A Pirate, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #IAmNotAPirate #InternationalTalkLikeaPirateDay #StephanieFoo