Mark WhybirdI hereby (re)present to you all my #Christmas song “Jolly old #Santa, he likes to have a #Ho”:
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@[email protected] Found it! I never quite decided which version of verse one (Rudolph’s verse) was better; both are included for your pleasure. #Santa #Filth #Innuendo #OriginalMusic #OriginalLyrics #Xmas #Christmas #Music 🎶 (Chorus) Jolly old jolly old Santa He loves to have a ho! The one thing he likes better Is to have three in one go! Ho ho ho, ho ho ho H-ho ho ho-ho-ho Jolly old jolly old Santa He loves to have a ho! (verse 1) One time dear old Santa Had a worrisome red glow The reindeer were all teasing... He’d think clearer after ho’s Ho ho ho, ho ho ho “Now I know how to go! I’ll put the red one in the front Instead of the back row!” -or- One time some of the reindeer Were causing quite a stink Teasing poor old Rudolph Santa needed time to think: “Ho ho ho, ho ho ho - Now I know what to do! I’ll put the red one in the front, Then we’ll be seeing pink!” (Repeat chorus…) (Verse 2) Coming down the chimney Can sometimes be quite tight Sometimes he is a little big To fit in there quite right But if he has a good old ho To help him in the night He always finds that he gets in T’deliver his delights.
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