Solarbird 
HEY LOCALS
got an update to do, it's minor but security so important
shouldn't see anything but hit refresh if you do
All done! Probability 1 to 1, anything you cannot handle is therefore your own problem. Share and enjoy!
And all done. If you didn't notice anything, that's perfect. You may carry on as usual.
HEY LOCALS!
Forgot to bring us up to 4.5.8! It's a minor patch. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
As usual, anything inappropriately weird, refresh your browser or app.
And we're back, if anything smells funny hit refresh
if anything smells bad hit the showers
if anything smells jazzy then hit it, herb
oh right
HEY LOCALS
minor bugfix and technically a security update, about to roll it in
PREPARE FOR POWER HIT
...and just like that we're on 4.5.6. We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
oh shit almost forgot
HEY LOCALS
minor bug and security fix for mastodon, about to roll it in
hit refresh if things get weird or stupid in unexpected ways
Not that we'll be signing up to take on newcomers - even if we wanted to, we run slightly modded Mastodon and therefore aren't eligible - but we are Mastodon Server Covenant-compliant.
HEY LOCALS: Security update just installed, it's small but you'll need to refresh your browser and/or app.