"If she's out there, you know, giving hand jobs and being a granny, she ought to be drug tested. Prostitutes are drug tested, why not Hand-Job Granny, Lauren Boebert?"

-- Me

#LaurenBoebert #DrugTest #HandJobGranny #Colorado #GOP #DrugTestTheGOP

“Tonight we had a priority, and that was to glorify and honor God. To praise the name of Jesus, to invite the Holy Spirit to be present, not only in this room, but in Colorado’s 4th District, throughout Colorado, and throughout the United States of America!”

-- Handjob Granny, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), on her primary win last night.

#LaurenBoebert #Colorado #HandjobGranny #GOP

Hand-Job Granny Lauren Boebert Expected To Finish 1st In CO's 4th
https://www.wonkette.com/p/hand-job-granny-lauren-boebert-expected

#LaurenBoebert #HandjobGranny #Colorado #ByeByeBoebert