Confirmed!

Ardy is sharing 50/50 of PHL with HOLTOW!

Quemby Rutile's gonna be really proud of having HOLTOW's finest!

https://www.twitch.tv/ardyirl/clip/ThankfulEmpathicBadgerStoneLightning-5I82el0bdbfWDpVi

#ReachTheFinals #HOLTOW #TheFinals #ArdyIRL #PHLGaming #SunInsurance

I signed with #HOLTOW.

No grudges towards my fellow alien friends, but a free insurance to go to heaven as a sinner is simply priceless. CNS can't offer me that!

Don't forget to sign up for their sun insurance! You never know when the lights go out!

#THEFINALS #SunInsurance #AlienInvasionInsurance #PearlyGatesInsurance #AsteroidStrikeInsurance #VirtualPetInsurance #AvatarProtectionInsurance

Remember!

#ENGIMO signers: You're not allowed to question their communications user agreement in public forums.
#ISEULT signers: Show your fans you're happy with who you are, even if you're not.
#HOLTOW signers: You're not allowed to question their Sun Insurance policy publicly.

#THEFINALS

Well, this is concerning 

Most of the people I follow on Twitch and the general vox populi are towards signing up with #HOLTOW's CEO.

They literally don't care that profiting off the death of the sun by selling insurance for an artificial one is a BAD idea. They are not allowed to question its efficiency publicly, either, so it's probably not going to work ALL the time.

#THEFINALS

If you all think for a minute that I'm going to sign up with this piece of shit man, you're out of your god damn mind!

I'm not paying for fucking #HoltowSunInsurance if the sun dies! An artificial sun should be everyone's right, not that of a mere few deep pocketed rich peeps!

Fuck this man, and fuck #HOLTOW! And if you sign up to represent him this upcoming fourth season, shame on you!

#THEFINALS