Cave Johnson Stimme "#Simpliccismus verschießt ganze Patronen - das sind 65% mehr Kugel pro Kugel!"

• Leute, das hättet ihr mit etwas gucken von #MatrixReloaded verhindert: Die Schergen vom Merowinger verschießen zwar nur 9x19 Projektile aber wenigstens keine Hülsen...

Dass die ne Makarow Zeigen die 9x19mm verschießt ist das geringste Problem. Vielleicht gut dass die dann nicht sauber cycled...

• Später haben die's sogar korrigiert

#Shitpost #blooper #fail #guns #effects #EpicFail #GunFail #GunFails

Slow clap, Texas! That gun sure kept that family safe. Except that one time. #GunFAIL

https://news.yahoo.com/man-accidentally-shoots-kills-mom-191151167.html

That gun sure kept that family safe. Except that one time.

#GunFAIL

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/toddler-dies-injuries-after-accidental-self-inflicted-shooting-greenville-police-say/FQQVNHETYNE45D5LOGSAHP5V34/

But he needed that gun to protect himself and his family. #GunFAIL

https://www.wsmv.com/2024/01/22/man-pleads-guilty-killing-2-dentists-their-office/?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=organicclicks

An 18-year-old was reportedly shot and killed by a 17-year-old during a shootout in the Nashville suburb of Bellevue last night.

#GunFAIL
https://www.wkrn.com/news/local-news/nashville/police-investigating-after-2-shot-in-bellevue/

Good lord. Gun nut homeowner shoots at Amazon delivery driver for not getting out of his driveway fast enough. #GunFAIL

Welp from now on this guy's packages are gonna be left in a ditch, I'd say. Or at the jail where he is now.

https://www.wkrn.com/news/local-news/franklin-homeowner-jailed-after-allegedly-firing-shot-at-delivery-drivers/

St. Paul police: Man accidentally shot self in leg during parents event at Como Park Elementary

Police say the weapon fired while the man was playing basketball.

#GunFAIL Thanks for keeping everyone safe, Rambo

https://www.startribune.com/st-paul-police-man-accidentally-shot-self-in-leg-during-parents-event-at-como-park-elementary/600336864/

NC 3-y-o dies after accidentally shooting himself. Or as Republicans call it, "Oh well, that's the cost of freedom!" #GunFAIL

https://www.wral.com/story/3-year-old-dies-after-accidentally-shooting-himself-in-lenoir-county-home/21236308/

In guns-everywhere Georgia, a man accidentally shot himself in the leg in the parking lot of a Wendy's.

That gun sure kept him safe tho. Except that one time. #GunFAIL

https://www.11alive.com/article/news/local/man-shot-parking-lot-wendys-stonecrest/85-1f9c56fd-54ea-44fd-b0f9-846fe42fba3c

According to Metro police, a friend who was visiting 81-year-old Johnnie Thompson told officers that Thompson was demonstrating how to use a Derringer pistol when he dropped the gun on the floor, which caused it to discharge.

Authorities reported that Thompson was struck in the chest and taken to Vanderbilt University Medical Center. He was pronounced dead at the hospital, police said.

Merry Christmas! #GunFAIL
https://www.wkrn.com/news/local-news/nashville/man-killed-in-south-nashville-shooting-on-christmas-day/