Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)Aug 30, 2025

Festival crush update: after updating @TheBreadmonkey on my wholly unrequited and inappropriate crushes on singers Georgia, Dana and Leah (BCNR, Porridge Radio and Mysterines respectively) at #greenman2024 I had very few crushes at #greenman2025:

Total mancrushes on Perfume Genius and That Hot Guy from W H Lung, and also on John Glacier (a woman).

At #eotr2025 I had a mild to moderate swoon at Sharon Van Etten, but this morning fell head over heels in love with Photography Babe at The Sophs. She had long black hair in a black cap, a black leather jacket and a 100-200mm telephoto. I didn't even get a chance to see if it was a Nikon or Canon, for almost as soon as she fell into my life, she left to go photograph another band.

Farewell Photography Babe, I shall love you until the day I die or the day that I forget you, whichever is the sooner.

Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)Aug 14, 2025
@miffyhelen check my #greenman2024 posts for impossibly falling in love with beautiful singers who are far out of my league, and frankly age bracket. Dana, Georgia, Leah, it was over before it began.
Julian LawsonAug 23, 2024
I took this photo of Devendra Banhart at #greenman2024 because he looks a bit like a magician.
Julian LawsonAug 18, 2024
@TheBreadmonkey #greenman2024 Model/Actriz. The kind of greasy disco sleaze that every modern family needs in their diet. 5/5. Thanks to who recommended them.
Julian LawsonAug 18, 2024
@TheBreadmonkey #greenman2024 drive by review of Explosions in the Sky. *waves hands dissmissively* some guitars 3/5
Julian LawsonAug 18, 2024
#greenman2024 Big Special at Rising. Big and, er, special. Thumping songs and packed out stage. Black Country, Great Band. 5/5
Julian LawsonAug 18, 2024
I dislike enforced (synchronised audience) #clapping at gigs. I'm terrible at coordination and feel awkward about how long we're expected to carry on for. I prefer to show my appreciation my own way. Just me? #greenman2024
Julian LawsonAug 18, 2024
#greenman2024 @TheBreadmonkey Black Country New Roads at Mountain Stage. 3/5. I'm enjoying this more than I expected - I think I missed the song I really hate that references Black Midi, a band I dislike even more. It's weird that I love the genre crossing operatic weirdness of Jockstrap but not this operatic weirdness. They are all talented musicians. Here's a photo of best band member Georgia. Can we give it another try? I'll give Lea the bad news.
Julian LawsonAug 18, 2024
@TheBreadmonkey Omar Souleyman is driving the crowd wild with his Syrian synth madness at #greenman2024 Mountain stage. 4/5
Julian LawsonAug 18, 2024
#greenman2024 @TheBreadmonkey Mysterines at Far Out provided effortlessly great guitar-led rock witch a gothic tinge. Lea had great vocal delivery and, er, a certain stage presence 5/5. Sorry Dana, it's not going to work out.