Contrary to news reports, the president's Happy 80th Dementia Day festival will be going ahead with the scheduled popular music acts, including:
Kid Rock
Kid Rock dressed as Martina McBride
Kid Rock dressed as Bret Michaels
Kid Rock dressed as The Commodores
Kid Rock dressed as Young MC
And the headliner duet, Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock dressed as Vanilla Ice
And (wink, wink) there may be a performance by an unannounced, egocentric, be-diapered special guest! Get your gold-spray-painted dancing shoes ready!
Be there!
#USPol #GreatAmericanStateFair #DementiaDonnie #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #KidRock #wah #tantrum #gold #goldy #tacky


