"Mediocre Bunny" EvelynI knew something like this was going to happen-
I’m eschewing most news outlets for the sake of my sanity; but I wanted to know wtf was going on, so I typed “Mike Johnson Pornhub” into Duck Duck Go. The first four results were kind of disgusting, but had the info I was looking for.
The fifth result was from Pornhub itself. (It turns out quite a few people there share a surname with the US SotH.)