Not a good sign when the daily #DoomScroll starts outpacing the daily #GoonScroll

Woke up too early, feeling extra horny. Did a little #GoonScroll, then went back to bed.  

Now I wake up with cravings for Oreo IceCream Sandwiches. Trade one dopamine hit for another, I guess? 

Hey gooner! Are you pumping again to porn like a good #pornaddict? Scrolling endlessly for more porn? Pumping so much your brain is rotting? Guess you'll have to keep that energy with this new #goonscrllr then! #goonfuel #pornclips #goonscroll