Relapse to masturbating, bro. It's not a crime to pump your donger. #GoonCaption

Oldest saved #GoonCaption on my phone today, saved may 28, 2022

Since #gooners are suddenly the subject of the Bluesky discourse, I have made a #GoonCaption just for the occasion.

What are your plans? To goon, bate, and perv all day. #GoonCaption

TV on, brain OFF! Click the link, stare into the #Spiral and stroke yourself stupid until thoroughly #hypnotized by the #GoonCaption collection www.collectorsrealm3.net/2025/06/20/s...

It's been days since I posted a #GoonCaption

Smoke your bong and pull your dong, #stoner #gooner. #GoonCaption

Once the #PornAddiction takes control the urge to #goon infected your soul. Now you're a gooner for life. #GoonCaption

Toke your bong and pull your dong. #Stoner #GoonCaption

Goon your brains out! #GoonCaption