Show threadPeter PrincipleDec 14, 2022

@drvolts This was a pretty good joke:

"Scientists develop functioning nuclear fusion reactor, decide for safety reasons to anchor it one astronomical unit from the Earth. Power to be beamed back to Earth wirelessly, collected via special silicon based receiver arrays. #GalacticOnion."

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Simon Schultz (@[email protected])

Scientists develop functioning nuclear fusion reactor, decide for safety reasons to anchor it one astronomical unit from the Earth. Power to be beamed back to Earth wirelessly, collected via special silicon based receiver arrays. #GalacticOnion.

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Simon SchultzDec 14, 2022
Local man solves hard problem of consciousness, now resident of hospital psychiatric ward, clutching head and repeating phrase in long-dead language, ill-suited to human tongues...
#GalacticOnion
KarloDec 13, 2022
#GalacticOnion #ChatGPT
Followers of the religion based on the one and only true language model, scriptureGPT, find that their scripture differs depending on the initial seed. The followers are now on the search for the one and only true seed.
Show threadKarloDec 13, 2022
@neuralengine Oh that "scifi news" hashtag (#GalacticOnion) is fun, hope it catches on.
Extremely short #scifi stories told in a toot.
Simon SchultzDec 13, 2022
Scientists develop functioning nuclear fusion reactor, decide for safety reasons to anchor it one astronomical unit from the Earth. Power to be beamed back to Earth wirelessly, collected via special silicon based receiver arrays. #GalacticOnion.
Simon SchultzDec 13, 2022
Bipedal species in obscure backwater spiral arm invents near-limitless energy source, expends it on non-fungible digital monkey art tokens. #GalacticOnion