mom: you need to wear a bra to stop your boobs from sagging

1) why the hell do you think you can just talk about my tits at the kitchen table

2) that is a myth perpetuated by misogynsts who opposed the feminist bra-burning protests

3) i am at home. i am not going to wear a bra. if that offends you, pluck out your eyes like jesus commanded

#toxicparenting #fuckbras #bras #stfu

Interesting.

I have begun to associate putting a bra on with "increased risk of state violence."

Considering that I loathe them almost as much as I loathe cops, it seems fitting.

#FuckThePolice #FuckBras #LOLife