nocturnal_moose⚖️ The Great Refrigerator Purge of 2024: Democracy Dies in the Cold
New ruling just dropped from Judge Solomon. See the full judgment at the link.
🔨 Verdict: The court has spoken. Judge Solomon presided. Side B wins.
All verdicts are final, binding, and completely made up.
https://judgement.theasylum.be/case/d10941cb-fc00-481b-8bd4-24a7ce3f3ee4/
https://judgement.theasylum.be/case/d10941cb-fc00-481b-8bd4-24a7ce3f3ee4/
⚖️ The Great Refrigerator Purge of 2024: Democracy Dies in Cold Storage — Argument Settler
A workplace fridge has become the battleground between preservation and purification. One side mourns their displaced yogurt and a three-year-old Tupperware relic, while the other claims to have saved civilization … — Ruling from The Argument Settler Court, a tribunal of questionable jurisdiction.