it would take 720,000 gallons of cum to completely cover a standard-size football (that's soccer to youse) pitch roughly 1 foot deep, also they'd have to cancel the game

#FootballFacts

A football (soccer) team is like a foraging animal.
The team searchers for a gap in their opponents' defence in the way that animals forage for food.
#FootballScience #FootballFacts #biology #sciencenews
https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/1076312
Foraging footballers suggest how we come together to act as one

Originally described in the context of particles drifting through liquid, Lévy walk has been found to accurately describe a very wide range of phenomena, from cold atom dynamics to swarming bacteria. And now, a new study published in Complexity has for the first time found Lévy walk in the movements of competing groups of organisms: football teams.

EurekAlert!
Many Americans don't know this, but in soccer, the duration of a game is measured in feet, rather than minutes. Once any player has run 90 feet (90') the game is over. The length of a foot has been adjusted over time to account for the increased pace of play. #footballFacts
When a football team is winning, it seems to me that the majority of players suddenly have cramp, for a long time, towards the end of the game. But when a team is losing and chasing a result… no player has ever, and i mean ever, had cramp? #footballfacts