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The only phrase I recorded in my dream journal last night: "My band! It's mr. Meatboy and the beef huggers! Yeah. We all have stomachs." I have no memory of recording this, and that was the only context I gave myself. Although: what more could you possibly want to know? #fedidreams

Devin Prater :blind:Jan 16

Okay, so last night I had a few dreams.

* I found that there were a lot of mice in my house. But through an app, I could talk to them. I found out that cats were actually working against humanity, and the little mice just wanted to help!
* Something about if you put your hand into a barrel of water, you'd get thrown backwards. Some other guys were enjoying it but I didn't want to do it.
* I followed directions in Braille written by GPT-4, specifically, up to my school's auditorium. I found my old principal there, everyone else kinda hanging out. My Principal told me shes got thousands of days of leave built up and it's time for her to take some!

#FediDreams #dream #blind

🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦Jan 10

Oh! Posting late because I forgot about this, but it fits #fedidreams. My dream journal last night said (cleaned up quite a bit from the transcript): "Listening to the radio. Heard an add like in OTR. But it was for choco-sausages. Yes, thanks to modern technology, Campbells soup has been able to create sausages, with chocolate chips embedded in them! That's right, now you, too, can enjoy having a sausage with chocolate chips in it. And it's all thanks to Campbells, producers of theoretically consumable products since 1900. Remember, choco-sausages contain chemicals that are unknown to the state of California. Campbells does not claim any medical benefits for choco-sausages, that choco-sausages may treat or cure any medical condition, or that choco-sausages are food or a suitable part of any meal." I have no other context. I guess I dreamed this? Or did I just...partly wake up and think this idea was so good it had to be recorded? I have no idea. My mumbling made it obvious I wasn't really awake.

Devin Prater :blind:Dec 31

So I had this weird dream today. Some one from @BlazieTech was wanting donations for something, and if you donated $20 or more, you got a BT Speak. Well I gladly would have done so to get a BT Braille, so I called them up about it. I told them about how I needed to read silently but the BT Speak wasn't exactly great for that because my Bluetooth earbuds, the ones I couldn't remember the name of, were laggy. The ones I was dreaming about are the Aftershokz Aeropex, lol.

I have no idea how it ended, and I'd definitely want to see how a BT Braille works before even thinking about buying one, but it was an interesting dream.

#fedidreams #Braille #BTSpeak #blind

🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦Nov 29

It's time for another #fedidreams! Get ready to be underwhelmed. Last night, work assigned me to recover the mythical legendary sandwich. It was always named in full, in my dream. Apparently, the mythical legendary sandwich was originally created by the Romins, but when Rome was renamed to Italy, all of the maps had to be updated, and the secret hiding place of the mythical legendary sandwich was lost in the process. Can you tell I passed every history class I ever took? To assist me on my search, I was partnered with a set of North Korean triplets named Gold, Silver, and Bronze. No, I don't know, either. But lucky for me, anyone who is holding hands with two out of three North Korean triplets can fly and teleport. I'm sure all of you already knew this rule, but it was news to me! It turned out to be really useful, though. After teleporting to Italy, we began flying over the coast. This was surprisingly less comfortable than you would expect; I was just...dangling by the hands between Silver and Bronze. Also, it was cold and damp! When I woke up, I did notice that I was lying on one of my hands oddly, and it was a bit sore. Anyway, after a few hours of uncomfortable flight, we discovered an unpopulated island with a cave. Upon landing and entering the cave, we...discovered the mythical legendary sandwich. It was right there. So we quartered it into four and ate it. It was okay. And that's how the dream ended: four people hanging out in a cave, eating a pretty average sandwich. It was cheese, onions, mayo, lettuce, and onions on sourdough bread. I have no idea where any of that came from! And that's why I haven't been posting these lately. If you found this one unsatisfying, imagine how unsatisfying all the ones I haven't shared have been.

👩‍🦯The Blind Fraggle Nov 23

Talk of cats & furries must've gotten to me for among my strange dreams this morning was one involving a cat man. He looked like a tall man with large cat ears & a tail. He didn't even have fur except on his ears and around his tail, but it was understood he wasn't human. I don't remember if he was a cat or something else. The rest of his skin was almost human, but different. I asked if I could touch his ears before he left, & they felt like a stuffed animal on the outside. #FediDreams #Caturday

👩‍🦯The Blind Fraggle Nov 15

I just remembered a detail from my dream last night that seems so strange and out of place I feel like I should write it down. I came in the house we were staying in and there was a man sitting on the couch who was supposed to be a friend of my uncle, though my uncle wasn't there. He was holding a baby and said her name was Barbara Oak, and that they called her Oak because she was, in his words, "petting an oak tree." #FediDreams

🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦Oct 11

Well, time for another #fedidreams! Last night I dreamed that I'd gotten Nintendo's latest console attachment: a jockstrap. Then I played the latest best-seller game, called "kick ball". The jockstrap attachment would sense your leg movements, to detect when you had kicked a player in the balls. Then it would squeeze the players balls based on the strength of the kick. The rules to kick balls were: two players join, standing across from each other. Then they kick one another in the balls until someone surrenders. After I won several games, I discovered that Nintendo had a public leaderboard of players who won the largest number of kick balls games. But they captioned it "Ladies, avoid these guys. They're stupid and their dicks won't work." I think I woke up from sheer embarrassment at that point.

🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦Sep 26

Right! Been a while since I did a #fedidreams. So: last night, I dreamed that my work created a new security policy. All employees must use bloodlock on any device that contains work related data. What's bloodlock? Glad you asked! Obviously, it's a feature that requires you to prick your finger and deposit a drop of blood on the sensor every time you want to unlock your device. In the meeting this was announced, we were told that we would be supplied 60 needles and bandages a month for this purpose, and if we needed more, we'd have to pay for them ourselves. Also, the "auto-lock" policy would be reduced from 60 seconds to 15 seconds. Lastly, Microsoft, Apple, and Google would all use our DNA (as collected from our blood) for AI training purposes. So I did this on my work device. However, I got a meeting scheduled with our HR team. They told me that "Your first and last name are work related data. Any device that contains your first and last name must comply with the bloodlock policy." So then I had to put it on all my personal devices, too. The dream ended with me trying to log into my work device for a critical meeting, but it wasn't working! I had pricked my finger so many times to unlock my devices that no blood would come out! I woke up to find my left hand had fallen asleep. Obviously that was the trigger for...all of this nonsense. LOL

👩‍🦯The Blind Fraggle Mar 25, 2025

What's the all-around strangest dream you've ever had? #FediDreams #FediDream