The BeavertonMedia promises to only fall for the ‘maybe Poilievre has changed’ story 4-5 more times
Carney opens Quebec speech by saying “We all agree Maurice Richard was overrated right?”
Serial killer’s cat insists on lying right across the warm corpse he’s working on
Canada chooses lawful evil over chaotic evil
Barbershop customer a little worried after seeing huge chunk of ear hit floor
Alberta organizes banned book buyback to keep streets safe
Local man hears himself say “At least Bush had the decency to lie about his Oil Wars.”
Chaperone at Satanist school dance reminds students to leave space for Lucifer
Maximise your RRSP contribution by distracting your banker and then changing a bunch of numbers on their computer
American media’s cowardice no match for Canadian media’s incompetence
