Finally, a solution that targets linguistic acrobatics at its source. Introducing Fantasor.
Side effects may include synesthetic dreamscapes, extra set of arms, public toilet syndrome, radio interference.
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Introducing Fantasor, the breakthrough medication that tackles invisible nose head-on.
Side effects may include teleporting thoughts, glowing freckles, glowing palms, dumpster spots.
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Experience the soothing power of Fantasor and bid farewell to electric fingertips.
Side effects may include rapid cell regeneration, feathered eyelashes, spontaneous combustions of joy.
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