Show threadSiobhán Greaney (Shivers)Jun 19, 2025
@Tarbh Are they truly fake or sewn shut (you can pull them inside out to see if there's a pouch)? I thought for ages I'd a blazer with fake pockets and one day I blissfully discovered they did in fact have pockets when I accidentally ripped one side open. Hoping for your sake they have sneaky pockets but yes shocking if the #FakePockets scandal has crossed the gender line! Will have to watch out, I've been buying men's jeans for years to ensure the pockets are large enough for my phone.
Bealtaine Healy-Rae-NuaJun 19, 2025

Bought new shorts for my holliers. Four front/side pockets, two back pockets, as is The Way. It is known.

Put them on today to find the back pockets are fake! FAKE POCKETS!

What monster created these?! And why? Well, it was M&S. But who knows why?

#FakePockets

(I am aware this is a problem with clothing designed for women, I've never encountered it before in clothing designed for men.)

Aurani’s (not an) Arsonist ArcApr 7, 2024

It's a beautiful day out. Phone says it's 7 degrees, and would be great to have a run around the nearby cemetery.

Unfortunately, my favourite pants are still hanging up to dry, and it's slightly too cold for shorts.

And since skinny jeans (with #FakePockets ) are unconducive to running, I have to settle for a purposeful walk.

Show threadKevin Karhan Oct 11, 2023

@Neineon77 @spinach +9001%

#FakePockets belong banned like #AsbestosGloves: They have no redeeming qualities!

Also #SkirtsWithPockets are necessary...