been appeasing the house spirits by cleaning the bathroom and sauna today #everydayWitchcraft

Grimoire Entry #1: The Spell of Strategic Vanishing
Ingredients:
• 1 oversized shawl
• 3 sighs
• A faint excuse about needing to check the teapot

Chant softly:
"I fade with flair, I drift with grace,
No further talk shall clog this space."

Perfect for exiting meetings, awkward conversations, or family brunches that involve MLM pitches.
— Miss Squeaky Brew, Disappearing Act Extraordinaire

#MissSqueakyBrew #GrimoireSeries #TeacupOracle #EverydayWitchcraft #VanishingSpells

I frequently tell people I became a midwife because it’s the closest I could get to having the “village hedge witch” as my official job title and it’s strange bc people keep laughing like I’m joking I’m not joking #midwifery #midwitch #everydaywitchcraft