Steve 
"I know the planet's dying.
People say the best thing you can do for the planet is to become a vegan.
I don't think so.
I think the best thing you can do for the planet is become a cannibal
If you eat just one other person, you've reduced your carbon foot-print by 100%
If you really want to make a difference, eat a pilot."
[Frankie Boyle]