It is March and the lovely #EnigMarch people have challenged puzzle designers to write a puzzle inspired by today's word: "classic".
Oh no! The USA clown President Trump, who famously doesn't drink alcohol, put his name on a brand of Vodka! He doesn't drink because he blames alcohol for killing his brother, and yet he still wanted everybody else to drโฆ Sorry, I need a moment.
Here's a puzzle about beverages. Each clue below describes a long word like "classic." Each long word contains the name of a beverage like "lassi." Write words in blanks; when you're done, the circled letters in the beverage names should spell a beverage-adjacent-ish word. That beverage-adjacent-ish word contains a short word to describe Trump when he's so greedy that he takes money to put his name on a beverage he considers deadly. Note that when you form that short word, it's from the alcohol beverages.
Full puzzle text plus rot13'd hints and solution at https://lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us/new/2026/03/18/enigmarch-classic/




