"This is #EmolumentsForceOne. Are we clear to land?"

"..."

"Are we clear to land?"

"..."

"Hello?"

"This is Loreena Hobbit (or whatever her fuckin' name is). I'm the nation's 'acting' air traffic controller. #ElonMuck fired everybody else. I have never been in an air tower in my life, but I represented #KingShart in one of his losing trials."

"Well, can we land this flying palace?"

"Well, I wouldn't. #HogsHead is flying one of his helicopters up here somewhere."