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MayhamMonday Dec 16, 2023

I was watching a couple of neighborhood dogs greet each other, 1 was smaller than the other so of course the bigger dog got the bigger sniff but I love when a little dog turns around saying 'enough, I don't mind you smelling my ass but you have to try to smell my breath through it!' #dogtalk #dogs

Saltywavedog Mar 23, 2023

Woof ! I took a selfie 📷 👀

What do you think? 🐶🐕

#dogsofmastodon #idigthis #dogtalk

James Wallbank Jan 19, 2023

If your walks are not this fun, get your humans to move to Sheffield! 🐕 #Saffron #Labradoodle #dogsofmastodon #petsofmastodon #sheffieldissuper #dogtalk

Shummy🇺🇦Jan 6, 2023

Teddy doesn’t care about politics but she does care about YOU because she’s a good dog. Happy 1st Birthday sweet girl 🎁. #dogsofmastodon #dogs #dog #dogtalk #teddy

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Word_Whiz Jan 5, 2023

@BigWagsChicago Some things I say to my dogs that probably don’t make sense to them are:

1. “Stop eating the scraps off the ground; you’ll get sick!”

2. “We’re going for a long walk today, not a short one.”

🙄 #DogsOfMastodon #DogTalk

Big Wags Chicago Jan 5, 2023

Let's play a game, y'all!

What are some of the weird things you say to your dogs? We all have those things that we say to our pups that wouldn't make sense in most contexts. So let's hear yours (bonus points if you include pictures of your pups)! I'll start:

1. "Chester, stop humping your brother's head!"

2. "Good poopin', boys!"

Your turn!

#DogsOfMastodon #DogTalk #DogGames #HuskyMix