Disney’s Artemis Fowl wants you to believe its lead is a criminal mastermind. The problem? He never has to outsmart anyone — just read the script ahead of time.
Now playing: smug prodigies, barked Judi Dench orders, and the least convincing evil plan this side of a cereal box.
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