well, I was auspicious to say the least. #DictationFail

Apparently dictation thinks that a sneeze creates the word the. I feel like all of you had to know this For some reason. #DictationFail

Did you know that rainy and gray is also, "rainy and free," and "Rainy and furry." Your welcome. #dictationfail

the body had
much more to give in that apartment. #DictationFail

though I could not quite get myself on an even
keel in order to ensure that I was going to be able to make it to appointments
with a plum. #dictationFail

It was interesting, this idea, that us both mutually flaming. #dictationFail

It touched my emotional senders. #dictationFail

A bastion of calm against the swarm. #DictationFail

@WingsOfAmber @starchild I will sometimes use #DictationFail or #mishearing or #MyLife, and #seriously

Especially after seeing her oven walking around," #dictationFail.