Colonoscopy came up clean. Having done it once and understanding how i I react to the prep, I could do that again without issue. It’s pretty straightforward and important to do as soon as you turn 45; I have multiple friends dealing with CRC health issues at the moment so believe me when I say: please get checked. Cheers. #DatAss2022

All done. Yer boy has a clean off-ramp. Not one polyp. Biggest problem how is I’m bombed on Fentanyl and my lovely bride has a major presentation til 1 so I will be playing Lo-fi beats in post-recovery and enjoying a dissociative state for an hour.
All in all, would recommend. #DatAss2022

Waiting room. The extra Miralax was a mistake. #DatAss2022

Round 2 of prep, this time without benefit of a civilized hour or Jolly Ranchers. I swear I might just curl up in the tub and sleep it off…
#DatAss2022

32 oz down, 32 to go. I’ve drunk much worse with far worse consequences. (Yes this is me showing Loki my ass.) #DatAss2022

First glass of prep fluid is down. I once housed a 3 liter of Dr Pepper in high school so the volume isn’t my concern…on the bright side, no matter how this goes, I can’t shit the bed today as badly as Auburn football, right? #DatAss2022

Clear liquids day. Too bad I had absolutely no appetite yesterday. If I have to wake up at 2 AM to drink more of this swill, I’m gonna be in very ill humor, but in the meantime I live on a diet of iced tea anyway sooooo…let’s do this #DatAss2022