New display name "Dick Armoire". I've been playing #RoboCopRogueCity Unfinished Business, and amusing myself by shooting as many baddies in the dick as I can.
So we got talking about dick armour, then decided that a dick armoire is a nice wardrobe for your fanciest dicks. And that we are the kind of household who would have such a thing, only we don't have room for one.
@bright_helpings also reckons that Dick Armoire is a private investigator in a noir movie.