New display name "Dick Armoire". I've been playing #RoboCopRogueCity Unfinished Business, and amusing myself by shooting as many baddies in the dick as I can.

So we got talking about dick armour, then decided that a dick armoire is a nice wardrobe for your fanciest dicks. And that we are the kind of household who would have such a thing, only we don't have room for one.

@bright_helpings also reckons that Dick Armoire is a private investigator in a noir movie.

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New display name "World Basement Classic" comes from a slip of the tongue while talking about the #WorldBaseballClassic with @bright_helpings

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New display name "Renewable Sexcellence" comes from finding the domain name of a website about "Renewables Excellence". #DCDisplayNames
New display name "Doomfrent Curdles" because it's Hallowe'en season innit. #DCDisplayNames
New display name "diffractcolours" is a reference to the similarity between my Fedi username and @diffractie #DCDisplayNames
New display name "Attractive Nuisance" is apparently a term used to determine liability when a landowner fails to secure dangerous land from trespassers, which contains something which may attract people to it. #DCDisplayNames

New display name "Correct but Coquettish" comes from a display at the Atomium describing the 300 "Hostesses" for the 1958 Brussels World's Fair.

Apparently this "symbolised the modern woman of the 1950s". #DCDisplayNames

New display name "Armpit Gusset" is a feature of flannel shirts sold by the Duluth Trading Company which means that your shirts don't rip at the armpit while chopping wood, which saves you from having your armpit licked by a moose, according to their advert #DCDisplayNames
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New profile name "Butt Pat Coach" comes from @bright_helpings explaining to @[email protected] that in professional #baseball, you have dedicated coaches for each important aspect of the game. #DCDisplayNames
New display name "St Paul Zamboni Confiscator" based on Minnesota Republican's response to gun control measures being "They'll come for your Zambonis next!" #DCDisplayNames