To combat the tide of AI-written conversation hearts this #ValentinesDay, let's crowdsource some artisanal handcrafted absurdist humor candy. I'll start:

FRIEND MEAT

CATS ARE WATCHING

PRAISE BA'AL

GIVE ME URF

ITEM UNKNOWN

GRINDCORE

CLIMB IN THERE

TONGUES?

I LOVE LOVE

HEART BUTT

PEPPER SPRAY

DON'T MAKE ME

I'M UTERUS

GIGAWATT

HOLD THE MAYO

PERRY MASON

BACON HUMP

LIFEBOAT ICING

DRUNK PROPOSAL

SWEET HEEL

PURSE JOY

I ❤️ GLAND

I could do this for hours. Gimme some! #AudienceParticipation #CrowdsourceHumor