@selzero

I can #AbsolutelyGuarantee you that my former self with the #CreditCardBill will be only too happy to #Jump at the #Chance of #Learning how to become a #TimeTravellingAssassin and won't be #RemotelyInterested in what #Hitler has to say...

Do I need to #Pack an #OvernightBag for our #VoyageToMars...? We've got #SpaceJammies...

#IT #LooksLike #IT'll #Rain; so #BringAnUmbrella...

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@selzero

The #CreditCardBill...? #IT's #UnsecuredDebt and therefore #IT's the #Bank's #Problem; not mine...

The #Bank can #Hire its own #Assassin...

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