This Christmas clothing comes closer to admitting that #CatsHateChristmas. Cats hate not being the focus of your attention.
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In previous years, I would post a long mega-thread documenting how and why #CatsHateChristmas, and the various tactics for protecting Christmas decorations from vicious cat attacks. This year, I am only posting occasional reminders. Only squirrels can truly protect your Yule Tree!
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Still, #CatsHateChristmas no matter how much you play your old Jiggle Cats CD.
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“I am here to remind you of the mess you left….”
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Cats sometimes like to pretend they’re only gazing at your Yule Tree, and not plotting to take it down. Never let your guard down. #CatsHateChristmas
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Sorry, kids, Santa here is doomed.
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Squirrels will protect your Christmas tree from cat attacks. Squirrel ornaments on your Yule tree could have helped prevent this disaster.
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#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
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Even as penguins are invading the North Pole, cats continue to attack Christmas decorations, especially Yule Trees!
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