Not a Spring Onion
The Skylark#twittermigration
Welcome to the fediverse! You are already attending #CVQCon2022. Please avoid falling into the lobster pit, do not look the Sailor in his left eye (the right one is glass and therefore safe), and avoid eating anything that you would dislike if it tasted like shellfish. Please seek out a con organizer as soon as possible. They can be identified by their bright green outfits. Anyone in an olive green outfit is an impostor; under no circumstances should you do anything they tell you.
The organizers will give further instructions; we need your assistance preparing for the inexorable approach of #CVQCon2024, god save us. Good luck.
Reminder that #CVQCon2022 still has not ended, and will never end. This may be disconcerting, but it is our last hope as we prepare for #CVQCon2024. May God help us.
@[email protected] mmm I've heard that's kinda hit or miss. Wouldn't risk it, you don't wanna end up at #CVQCon2024. Dear lord.